"What would Muhammad Do?"

Some Christians, in a fun way, will respond to a problem or dilemma by asking "what would Jesus do?"     Let's play that game below by asking "what would Muhammad do?"  See the chart below.

Compare the behavior and 'values' of the "savior" of Muslims in comparison to the peace-loving, justice-seeking, "turn-the-other-cheek" savior of the Christians. 

"What would Muhammad Do?" from The Religion of Peace:

Would Muhammad...?	YES!	NO!	Muslim Source (Link)
Have sex with a 9-year-old girl?			Hadith
Advocate beheading?			Quran
Require women to cover their faces?			Quran & Hadith
Befriend Christians and Jews?			Quran
Own slaves?			Quran & Hadith
Marry his daughter-in-law?			Quran
Approve of prostitution			Quran & Hadith
Gluttonize			Ibn Ishaq
Recommend wife-beating?			Quran & Hadith
Hit his own wife?			Hadith
Kill prisoners of war?			Hadith
Advocate suicide attacks?			Quran & Hadith
Kill apostates?			Quran & Hadith
Tell sick persons to heal themselves by drinking camel urine?			Hadith
Beat children for not praying?			Hadith
Have boys as young as 13 beheaded?			Hadith
Have eleven wives at one time?			Hadith
Approve of sex with children?			Quran
Lie?			Quran & Hadith
Enslave women and children?			Hadith & Ibn Ishaq
Stone adulterers to death?			Hadith
Torture someone out of greed?			Ibn Ishaq
Consider men and women equal partners?			Quran & Hadith
Steal?			Quran & Hadith
Kill someone for insulting him?			Quran & Hadith
Preach love for people of all religions?			Quran & Hadith
Extort money from religious minorities?			Quran & Hadith
Keep women as sex slaves?			Quran
Force conversions to Islam?			Quran & Hadith
Encourage acts of terror?			Quran & Hadith
Kill a woman?			Biographers
Capture and rape a woman?			Hadith
Encourage the rape of women  in front of their husbands?			Hadith (Abu Dawud: 2150)

 Oh, and don't forget that according to Allah himself (speaking through Muhammad, of course) Muhammad is the most "beautiful pattern of conduct" and "example" for mankind to follow! (Quran 33:21), as well as the "exalted standard of character" (Quran 68:4).

Let's see, why do we even consider Islam a religion??